moments of clarity for goats

"a meal? what do you mean a m--oh, crap."

just slightly off the mark

dear afp,
google maps: ur doin' it rong.

today's headline 14/10/2010

Nepal Fashion Week stuns the senses in resplendent finery
"The event also marked the first public appearance of the newly crowned Miss Nepal Sadiccha Shrestha, who shimmered and radiated ethereal beauty in her shimmering ethnic wear."

i love that this style of prose characterizes a major english language daily.

also, i SWEAR i'll be posting something less cheap than just skewering the english press here soon. been really busy, but have a whole list of topics to post on.